Taylor Swift Can Be Adequately Replaced by a Motion-Activated Paper Towel Dispenser

First, we learned that you could just throw a screaming goat into Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” and everything would work out just fine. Now, we learn that you don’t...

Taylor Swift Can Be Adequately Replaced by a Motion-Activated Paper Towel Dispenser

Written by Josh Wolford

Thursday, February 28, 2013

First, we learned that you could just throw a screaming goat into Taylor Swift’s “I Knew You Were Trouble” and everything would work out just fine. Now, we learn that you don’t even have to use a living creature to produce the same effect.